carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thylara:

watch this commercial you won’t regret it

fuCKIN

She didn’t even rant she just posted the achievements of her Mexican friend

[x]

[x]

itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

and insane homeless woman

gini-baggins:

theladyholmes:

the-black-widow-has-sherlock:

sannapersikka:

It seems not just a girl got impressed

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Yes, but the actual way this scene played out is far more damning—

Because Sherlock finishes deducing— and looks at John first. He then turns around and looks at Irene—Which just begs the question—-Sherlock, sweetie, who were you trying to impress in the first place? 

John, always John.

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

heartbreakandsuicide:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

Amen to that!

No one said any of that. All that guy said was that guys who are in the ‘friendzone’ aren’t forward enough to sleep around, and here are like twenty different blogs going on asinine self-righteous rants about Nice Guys even though no one said anyone was owed sex at all. This whole rant is just about your own assumptions.

And can we please not slutshame men who do sleep with whoever they want?